George W. Bush Explains Science

Ayatolla Bush Kinky George Bush’s Secret Time Travel Project
Baby Talk On Leaks Truth In Advertising
Bush Budget L’état, c’est moi Verbal Dyslexia
Credibility Damn Lies Walter Mitty
Toward Better Quality Crime Literacy Word Salads: Cocaine or Alcohol?
Delusions of Grandeur Marie Antoinette Bush Quaylish syllogisms
The Great Dissembler No Kidding? Ari Fleischer
What Have You Been Drinking and Snorting? Obscenities About Bush
Foolish Consistency Oh Really? Bush Did Not Say
Freudian Slips Orwellian Sleight of Mouth Bumper Stickers
General Bush Bush the Scientist Why?
Evidence Bush Enjoys Kinky S&M and Gay Sex Slips of the Tongue Books
George’s Heart of Gold Bush the Statesman Visual Bushisms
Heil Bush Are You Sure It Was W. Who Said That? Links
Bush is Not Hitler Terms of Endearment
Hurricanes Those Terrible Terrists

Bush the Scientist

Bush greeting Ferengi astronauts.
We need to understand if you let kindling build up and there’s a lightning strike, you’re going get yourself a big fire.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), in a lame attempt to make deforestation look like a way to stop forest fires, 2002-08-22. Poor George can only see a living forest as kindling.
Gas is — can only be transported by ship, though, when you liquefy it, when you put it in solid form.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), 2005-04-28, White House press conference, desperately trying to remember what his third grade teacher taught him about the three states of matter.
I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71) Washington, D.C., 2004-01-14
He thinks the did it for the endorsement contracts? A business on the side selling moon rocks?
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), speech in Trenton NJ, 2002-09-23
That would improve the temporary bottom line for the oil industry, but it makes America more dependent on foreign oil and hastens the depletion of oil and other energy resources. He offered a $10 billion gift to the oil companies to stimulate demand rather than a subsidy for conservation measures.
Embryonic stem-cell research requires the destruction of life to create a stem cell.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), in the second Kerry-Bush debate, 2004-10-08. His excuse for allowing Chris Reeve (aka Superman) to die because Bush thought transplanting stem cells was the same as killing them and that the rights of a few cells had priority over the rights of the colony of trillions of cells other wise known as Chris Reeve.
My energy policy encourages conservation.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71) in the second Kerry-Bush debate, 2004-10-08. Bush’s policies encourage waste not conservation, e.g. a tax credit for people who buy large SUVs (Sport Utility Vehicles).

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