Delusional Bushisms

Ayatolla Bush Kinky George Bush’s Secret Time Travel Project
Baby Talk On Leaks Truth In Advertising
Bush Budget L’état, c’est moi Verbal Dyslexia
Credibility Damn Lies Walter Mitty
Toward Better Quality Crime Literacy Word Salads: Cocaine or Alcohol?
Delusions of Grandeur Marie Antoinette Bush Quaylish syllogisms
The Great Dissembler No Kidding? Ari Fleischer
What Have You Been Drinking and Snorting? Obscenities About Bush
Foolish Consistency Oh Really? Bush Did Not Say
Freudian Slips Orwellian Sleight of Mouth Bumper Stickers
General Bush Bush the Scientist Why?
Evidence Bush Enjoys Kinky S&M and Gay Sex Slips of the Tongue Books
George’s Heart of Gold Bush the Statesman Visual Bushisms
Heil Bush Are You Sure It Was W. Who Said That? Links
Bush is Not Hitler Terms of Endearment
Hurricanes Those Terrible Terrists

Delusions of Grandeur

George W. Bush

Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), 2003-05-02
[Insurgents] pose no strategic threat to the United States or to the Coalition Forces.
~ L. Paul Bremer III (1941-09-30 age:76) Administrator of the Coalition Provisional Authority in Iraq, 2003-11-17
Military action will not last more than a week.
~ Bill O’Reilly (1949-09-10 age:68) The O’Reilly Factor, 2003-01-23
No one would argue that this war has not come at a high cost in lives and treasure.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), 2008-03-19, George thinks he is a pirate.
That’s George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn’t that interesting?
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), to reporter Kai Diekmann, 2006-05-05 reported in Slate
The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war and we know that God is not neutral between them.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), 2001-09-20, in other words, Gott mitt Uns, speech to Congress.
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71)
God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71)
2003-06-24, Reported in Israeli newspaper Ha’aretz
according to Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas, from minutes acquired by Ha’aretz from cease-fire negotiations between Abbas and faction leaders from the Hamas, Islamic Jihad and the Popular and Democratic Fronts (circa, 2003-06), quoted from Arnon Regular, ‘Road map is a life saver for us,’ PM Abbas tells Hamas ( 2003-06-27). Bush is so full of it he expects us to believe that God too was deceived about the presence of WMDs (Weapon of Mass Destructions).
God speaks to Bush
I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), 2004-07-16, to a group of Amish he met with privately. First reported in the local papers, including the Intelligencer Journal and the Lancaster New Era.
I am carrying out divine commands.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71)
in front of the astonished Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin, reported in The Toronto Globe and Mail
No President has ever done more for human rights than I have.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71)
Which includes Lincoln freeing the slaves, LBJ (Lyndon Baines Johnson) and the end of segregation, Truman and stopping Japan and the Nazis…, reported by New Yorker writer Ken Auletta
I believe God wants me to be President, but if that doesn’t happen, it’s OK.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71)
Texas 1999 at a meeting attended by Richard Land.
I’ve heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for President.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), reported by James Robison (a prominent evangelical minister)
I’ve coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71)
Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., 2001-02-29

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