George Bush speakes Orwellian

Ayatolla Bush Kinky George Bush’s Secret Time Travel Project
Baby Talk On Leaks Truth In Advertising
Bush Budget L’état, c’est moi Verbal Dyslexia
Credibility Damn Lies Walter Mitty
Toward Better Quality Crime Literacy Word Salads: Cocaine or Alcohol?
Delusions of Grandeur Marie Antoinette Bush Quaylish syllogisms
The Great Dissembler No Kidding? Ari Fleischer
What Have You Been Drinking and Snorting? Obscenities About Bush
Foolish Consistency Oh Really? Bush Did Not Say
Freudian Slips Orwellian Sleight of Mouth Bumper Stickers
General Bush Bush the Scientist Why?
Evidence Bush Enjoys Kinky S&M and Gay Sex Slips of the Tongue Books
George’s Heart of Gold Bush the Statesman Visual Bushisms
Heil Bush Are You Sure It Was W. Who Said That? Links
Bush is Not Hitler Terms of Endearment
Hurricanes Those Terrible Terrists

Orwellian Sleight of Mouth

War is Peace,
Freedom is Slavery,
Ignorance is Power.
~ George Orwell (1903-06-25 1950-01-21 age:46) via the Ministry of Truth in the novel  George Orwell’s 1984
I reminded them and their families that the war in Iraq is really about peace.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71)

Much of what Bush says is drooling idiocy, but also much of it is malicious Orwellian language. Here are some examples.

apprehended terrist
A prisoner of war when the American side did the capturing.
Clear Skies initiative
guts the clean air act allowing companies to pollute.
compassionate conservativism
means nuking countries who have not attacked or even provoked you and stealing all their resources.
co-lateral damage
When Americans kill non-American civilians, even when they do it deliberately. See terrorism.
A pro-American puppet government
When the president has the freedom to put anyone in jail for as long as he wants without having to even give a reason.
Healthy Forests Initiative
hands stewardship of the forests over to the logging industry and allows renewed cutting of old growth forests.
Helping the Environment
means letting survival of the fittest (namely Republican businessmen) wipe out endangered species.
Homeland Security
Spying on your neighbours
a prisoner of war when the other side did the capturing.
imminent threat
Some guy who would like us to drop dead, who has no weapons and no money.
New Freedom Initiative
mass forced drugging of school children
No Drilling In National Parks
means no parade drills. Drilling for oil is fine, especially in the Padre Island National Seashore or in Alaskan nature preserves.
Patriot Act
Abrogating all the freedoms in the constitution.
Anything the other guy does you don’t like, especially killing civilians or soldiers. See co-lateral damage.

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