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You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We’re not going to forget this.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71) to writer Al Hunt, in front of his wife and kids
Yes, if you heard the bombs falling, you’ll know that democracy is on the march in the Middle East.
~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71), on the White House lawn
Did you spank it this weekend yourself?
~ Mark Foley (1954-09-08 age:63), rep, to a teenage boy
Go fuck yourself.
~ Dick Cheney (1941-01-30 age:77), Vice President to a U.S. Senator, on the floor of the Senate
We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!
~ Karl Rove (1950-12-25 age:67), Deputy Chief of Staff to an aide
Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist.
~ Tom DeLay (1947-04-08 age:71), rep, on the floor of the House of Representatives
[A] cruise missile is more important than Head Start.
~ Ann Coulter (1961-12-08 age:56)
When he got there, he wanted to discuss the terms of the divorce while I was recovering from my surgery.
~ Jackie Gingrich née Battley about her husband Newt’s visit to her in the hospital
If a girl comes on strong and says, I really dig your body and I want to fuck the shit out of you, I just decide whether or not I like her.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-07-30 age:70)
Fuck the Jews, they didn’t vote for us anyway.
~ James Baker (1930-04-28 age:88), Secretary of State
Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.
~ John McCain (1936-08-29 age:81), Senator
… if Venezuelan president Chevez he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it
~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88)
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