Bumper Stickers

Scrub the Shrub
Lose your voting virginity.
Just say no to voting, NOT!

First Time Voting
First Time Sex
W Stands For Abstinence

Beat Bush
Don’t just Beat Bush, Humiliate Him
Where are we going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?
Putting the ’Con’ in Conservative
BU__SH__!
Cheney/Bush ’04: Apocalypse Now!
Cheney/Bush ’04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.
Cheney/Bush ’04: Because the truth just isn’t good enough.
Cheney/Bush ’04: Compassionate Colonialism
Cheney/Bush ’04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
Cheney/Bush ’04: Don’t Change Whores in Midstream
Cheney/Bush ’04: Four More Wars!
Cheney/Bush ’04: Get used to it!
Cheney/Bush ’04: In your heart, you know they’re technically correct.
Cheney/Bush ’04: Leave no billionaire behind
Cheney/Bush ’04: Less CIA — More CYA
Cheney/Bush ’04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
Cheney/Bush ’04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.
Cheney/Bush ’04: Or else.
Cheney/Bush ’04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
Cheney/Bush ’04: Putting the “con” in conservatism
Cheney/Bush ’04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Cheney/Bush ’04: The economy’s stupid!
Cheney/Bush ’04: The last vote you’ll ever have to cast.
Cheney/Bush ’04: This time, elect us!
Cheney/Bush ’04: We’re Gooder!
Cheney/Bush: Asses of Evil
Don’t think. Vote Bush!
George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There
God Save the King!
Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!
Peace & Prosperity Suck — Big-Time
Cheney/Bush in ’04: “Because every vote counts — for me!”
Cheney/Bush in ’04: “Because I’m the President, that’s why!”
Cheney/Bush in ’04: “I Has Incumbentory Advantitude”
Cheney/Bush in ’04: Because dictatorship is easier
Whom would Jesus Bomb?

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Credibility	Damn Lies	Walter Mitty
Toward Better Quality Crime	Literacy	Word Salads: Cocaine or Alcohol?
Delusions of Grandeur	Marie Antoinette Bush	Quaylish syllogisms
The Great Dissembler	No Kidding?	Ari Fleischer
What Have You Been Drinking and Snorting?	Obscenities	About Bush
Foolish Consistency	Oh Really?	Bush Did Not Say
Freudian Slips	Orwellian Sleight Of Mouth	Bumper Stickers
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Heil Bush	Are You Sure It Was W. Who Said That?	Links
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