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©1996-2012 2012-01-02 Roedy Green, Canadian Mind Products
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©1996-2012 2012-01-02 Roedy Green, Canadian Mind ProductsOriginally the eponymous Edward Murphy made measurement devices that often failed. Programmers have a saying:
The intent is to warn programmers that because computers execute so quickly, even the tiniest flaws will be soon manifested. You need to arm yourself with perfection.
Informally, Murphy’s Law posits a malicious god of computer programmers that ensures no deed good or bad goes unpunished. For example, on 2011-12-30 my room mate asked if it was OK to toss the packing materials for a LG DVD (Digital Video Disk) drive. I said “yes”. On 2012-01-01 the drive made a roaring noise like a vacuum cleaner, opened the drive door with the disc still spinning at high speed and flung it across the room like a Frisbee, then closed the door, roared and eventually went silent. It was as if the drive were possessed and for some reason did not like reading a backup disc from another computer. Such behaviour could be blamed on Murphy, an unusual virus, or the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) screwing with my mind.
Programmers anecdotally report that a probability of a hard disk crash is directly proportional to the time since the last backup. The probability of accidentally kicking the computer’s power cord, causing a momentary AC (Alternating Current) power outage, is directly proportional to the time since your last save to disk. The probability of running out of printer ink is directly proportional to the time until the store opens that sells it. You are most likely to run out of coffee in the middle of the night. Programs are most likely to crash in the middle of VIP (Very Important Person) demos.
Evidence of Murphy abounds in science, including the third law of thermodynamics, propagation of errors in DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) replication, tempting but finite supplies of fossil fuels, evolutionary specialisation leads to extinction, uncomputable functions…
There is always a temptation, when considering some weird combination of circumstances, to say “That will never happen’ and ignore it. The point of Murphy’s law is that we must either show that it really cannot happen, or plan for it happening.
~ Patricia Shanahan
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recommend book⇒A History of Murphy’s Law | |||
| by: | Nick T. Spark | 978-0-9786388-9-4 | paperback | |
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| publisher: | Periscope | 978-1-935700-79-1 | ebook | |
| published: | 2006-05-21 | |||
| This history of Murphy’s law and the early history of test pilots and their crazy risks. | ||||
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