straight : Gay & Black Glossary

Straight people are somewhat revolting in how open they are about their sexual orientation. They talk about it enlessly without shame. They engage in sexual foreplay and sometimes even sex, in public. Every movie has an embarrassing, obligatory, extended, heterosexual intercourse scene stuck in an otherwise interesting plot. Having a straight friend is a bit like having a friend with a sexual interest in cows and who won’t shut up about it. His strange desire is baffling. What can he possibly see in a cow/female human as sex partner? Yes, they have warm bodies with slippery orifices, but… really!

It burns me up the way straights accuse us gays of hypersexuality, when its they who are the ones who have steeped the entire culture in heterosexual porn. Nearly every plot to every drama involves heterosexuality. It is so pervasive, straights can’t see how obsessed they are with it.