Anglican sex : Gay & Black Glossary
- Anglican sex
Practitioners of Anglican sex are celibate for 364 days of
the year. They believe firmly in abstinence and just say
no to sex. They attempt to even avoid thinking about sex. When they have
worldly thoughts they they mentally whip themselves. They are terrified of catching
an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease), expecially HIV (Human Immuno-deficiency Virus).
However, once a year, they go ape and join a bareback orgy with strangers, managing
to pack a decade of risk into a single night.