Anglican sex : Gay & Black Glossary
- Anglican sex
Practitioners of Anglican sex are celibate for 364 days of the year. They believe
firmly in abstinence and just say no to sex. They attempt to even avoid thinking about sex. When
they have worldly thoughts they they mentally whip themselves. They are terrified of catching an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease), expecially
HIV (Human Imumuno-deficiency Virus). However, once a year, they go ape and join a bareback orgy with strangers, managing to pack a decade of risk
into a single night.