I Did Not Come From No Monkey
But we must not fall into the error of supposing that the early progenitor of the whole Simian stock, including man, was identical with, or even closely resembled any existing ape or monkey.~ Charles Darwin (born:1809-02-12 died:1882-04-19 at age:73)
Creationists claim Darwin said that monkeys turned into humans. No matter how many times we correct them, they repeat the lie. They know they are wrong, but they compulsively lie anyway.