Perhaps we could compose some slogans for the anti-euthanasia folk:
Yahweh gets off on your suffering. You’ll be sorry if he doesn’t ejaculate.
Suffer for Jesus.
Death bed is the best time for conversion. (The johns are too weak to resist. They cannot recant. They cannot take legal action).
Hell Fire works best on children and the elderly.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)