Sex does not cause pregnancy. A soldier can be far away and his girlfriend can get pregnant. Only God makes women pregnant.

~ Bobby Jindal (1971-06-10 age:46) former governor of Louisiana, candidate for US president.

Yes, Bobby, a woman can get pregnant when her boyfriend is far away, but god is not the cause. Did your wife pull that old God-did-it excuse on you? Or do you still subscribe to the god-directed stork theory?