Stuffed Jesus™

Imagine a cartoon showing a married couple in a bare room with nothing in it but a giant barred crib, dressed in sleepers like the ones one-year olds wear, with buttoned flaps that fold over the behind and floppy bunny ears. Each are desperately clutching a stuffed toy Jesus with halo. The wife says, I’m afraid of the dark, the monster under the bed and rapist burglars. The husband replies Me too! but Stuffed Jesus™ will save us!

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)