Americans are extremely proud of their family values:
~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:69)
- They never attack anyone unprovoked, unless they have oil and a nasty dictator.
- They never torture or used banned weapons except in an emergency such as the enemy might not like us for attacking them and stealing their oil and might fight back effectively some day.
- They endorse harassing and persecuting gays as the national sport because bull baiting is cruel.
- They encourage the spread of Christianity, (whose primary values are child molesting and gay persecution) by making listening to its promotional material mandatory and by suppressing any science which contradicts it.
- They celebrate overconsumption of goods, services and food to punish the lazy poor of the world further with deprivation.
- Oil is the root of all evil, so they work feverishly to convert the remaining supplies into CO₂ greenhouse gas.
- Americans consider posterity a pack of deadbeats wanting a handout from the current generation who own everything. So they punish them with massive public debt and leave them with a hopelessly polluted world with no easy energy sources left.