Accurate Bible Science, Cough

Creationists claim that the science in the bible is more accurate and more useful than the science we have today, including evolution. We should return to it and abandon our own godless science. They are far more extreme than the Amish, at least in the way they talk. In the 14th century, Christians ran Europe and had full access to biblical science. It was the century of the bubonic plague. Would you rather live then, or in the science-based world of today? The creationist claim is patently absurd. Recall some of the bible’s infallible scientific claims:

• The world is flat.
• The world is the center of the universe.
• The sky is a crystal dome upon which the stars hang.
• Dove’s blood and animal sacrifice cure leprosy.
• Rabbits chew their cud,
• If you want a striped calf, show its parents white branches while they are copulating.
• Disease is caused by demonic possession or Jehovah being pissed with you.
• Evolutionary theory is a demonic plot to make people hate Jehovah. You obviously cannot use it in preparing pharmaceuticals.
• It is impossible for diseases to evolve defenses. Animals cannot change, except for animal husbandry.
• If you need anything done, just pray for a miracle. It is infallible except when it isn’t.
• Volcanoes and earthquakes are punishment for sexual immorality.
• Bubonic plague is nature’s punishment for taking Christianity too seriously.

~ Roedy (born:1948-02-04 age:68)