Christmas Prayers

Dear Yahweh, as you know I estimate the likelihood of your existence to be considerably lower than that of Zeus. However, I am willing to reconsider my view, if you but grant me one of the following Christmas Prayers:

Matthew 18:19-20 says That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven. According to Christians, if you pray these prayers above too, Yahweh has no choice but to answer them. If he does not answer, that proves the bible is not 100% true and the whole Christian edifice based on biblical infallibility crumbles.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:69)