Roedy Green’s Product Pans

Introduction

These are the products I personally pan. They don’t live up to their advertising hype.

Flexon Eyeglass Frames

I wish to warn you about Marchon’s Flexon Eyeglass Frames. When you first buy them you will love them. They are so comfortable, with your eyes closed, you would have trouble telling if you were wearing them. Going back to conventional frames is like donning medieval torture devices. The temples and bridge are made of titanium memory alloy that remembers its shape when bent. The frames and hinges are ordinary metal.

Unfortunately, the hinges are even more delicate than ordinary frames so you cannot treat them as roughly as the commercials suggest. I had to take mine in every month to be repaired. After nine months the grey coating on the temples was completely worn off. The glasses kept slipping off. Eventually, after about a year, the hinges broke completely and Flexon replaced them under the two year warranty. I will treat this pair with kid gloves.

Colgate Toothpaste.

My complaint is not with the toothpaste per se, but with the infernal flip top cap. It simply won’t stay closed. One time it burst open during a plane flight and sprayed the bleaching toothpaste all over everything. Further, the cap is hard to keep clean. The toothpaste has plasticisers in it that make it turn to chewing gum when it dries, which makes it even harder to keep the cap clean.

I wrote a letter to Colgate complaining. They explained I could unscrew the cap if I preferred the old fashioned method. That was not my complaint. My complaint is the flip top cap won’t stay closed, whether you use it or not. To add insult to injury, they sent me three coupons good for three more giant-sized tubes of the product!

I suppose I could continue to use their toothpaste, using a cap borrowed from a competitor’s product, but by now I am too ticked with them to bother.

Electric Kettles

My complaint is with every electric kettle I have ever owned. I get the impression their designers never actually tried using them to boil water. Here are some of the typical design flaws:

There is no whistle to let you know when the water is ready.
It is difficult to close the lid or to tell when it is properly closed. Water sprays out if the lid is not properly closed.
The design is wide and squat so you have to heat a liter of water just to make enough for a cup of coffee.
The design scalds your hand with hot steam when you pour.
The detachable cord keeps detaching by itself.
The kettle has a switch you must remember to flip, rather than just plugging it in.
There are obstructions in the spout so you must fill it slowly and carefully.
There is no way to open up the kettle to clean it out or inspect it.
The design causes burping explosions of hot water if you don’t let it cool a little before you pour.

Well known name brands like Black & Decker and Sunbeam are no protection from design incompetence/malice. The worst was a the Rival that could not even handle boiling dry. My $50.00 CAD KJK-55 Toastess packed it in after a few months. I currently use a $90.00 CAD Cuisinart CJK-17. I bought it primarily because of its 3-year waranty. The retailer warned me even it too was a disposable, and should not be expected to last past the warranty. It does not whistle and the tiny on-light is placed on the kettle so that it is hard to see. The on off switch is almost invisible. The lid pops open unexpectedly exposing your hand to blast of steam. When the kettle is full, you pretty well have to hold the kettle high up on the handle, to heft the weight, exposing yourself to potential scalding.

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