Laughable Americans

Americans have embarked on a campaign to kill Al Qaeda by making them die of derisive laughter. For example Ron Paul refused to deny an allegation he kidnapped a woman, forced her to take hits on bong and worship the god Aquabuddha. Ron Boehner announced by reducing taxes (the money the people pay to the government), government revenues will increase, even though these voodoo economics have been tried before and has never worked. Military spokesmen announce that despite spending $1 trillion on invading and occupying Afghanistan and Iraq they have hardly killed anyone.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)