Hosedown Suffices

Let’s say that from some ghastly accident you were covered in inches of cattle feces and that you had been forced to eat food contaminated with cattle dung. How long would you spend cleaning yourself before you felt sufficiently clean to cook or let your lover lick you? How thorough would you be? The slaughter houses of Canada and the meat inspectors consider a quick hosedown with cold water completely sufficient. Obviously, the root cause of the meat recalls is the filthy conditions of feed lots.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)