Why would you vote for the Conservative Party of Canada née Canadian Conservative Reform Alliance Party, pronounced see-crap?
~ Roedy (born: 1948-02-04 age: 64)
- You are a fundamentalist Christian. You believe if your bible was good enough for Jesus it is good enough for Canadians and should be forced down the throats of the heathens followed by wallop of castor oil.
- You are a bigot and want to make sure those uppity homos are kept in their place, preferably dead.
- Your young son is likely going to become serial murderer. He is already eviscerating neighbourhood cats. You want to ship him off to Afghanistan where he can rape, pillage, torture and murder to his heart’s content and still be treated like a national hero.
- You are allergic to pollen and you hate mosquitos. If you had your way, all the wetlands and forests would be paved over for condos. Almost nothing matters to you but your investments. You have no kids. You could care less if the world ended the day after you died.